"that's funny, i don't feel corrupt... in fact, i feel pretty good."

phin / 14 / bat/bats / lesbian / autistic & mentally ill / white

do not interact if:

  • you fit the basic dni criteria (racist, transphobic, homophobic, ableist, etc.)

  • you DON'T support he/him / they/them lesbians or if you DON'T support she/her / they/them gays

  • you are against xenogenders and neopronouns

  • you DO support bi/pan lesbians

  • you say slurs you cannot reclaim

  • you don't support the BLM movement or disagree with ACAB

  • you do not like me and are here to stalk or attack me

  • you support fiofoure

  • (not a dni thing but important regardless) ask to follow if you're a parody account and i didn't follow you first

selfhood

IDs

minor kins

(also Reaganomics by Lemon Demon)

comfort characters

comfort ships

other comforts include cats & bats !!

please tag:

audio of the songs "eighth wonder", "touch tone telephone", and any song by the all-american rejects

the name wyatt

irl images where the focus is on alcohol

fireafy, saltpep, matchcil, ships with mephone (ii) and wheatley (portal 2)

wheatley positivity

object nsfw & sexual attraction towards object characters

negativity towards my kins & comforts

kin talk of my selfhood and IDs

stalking

catch all is "phin dont look" or "phdl" (i cant mute pdl because some of my mutuals use it, sorry!)
i can and will update this list as time goes on

lizard madness

as the quiet tip tapping of a gentle drizzle lulled hope to sleep, the rest of their friends (except for kaz of course) began their daily night rituals or were already dozing off in their beds. the time read 2:58 am EST, and as the last awake member of GL typed away on their computer, there was a soft stirring in each room.

in hope's room, atop their desk, a quiet jangling of jewelry could be heard. the sound of gems scraping against wood was quiet, but still noticeable if they'd been awake. there was a small "tink!" of a metal band falling on the floor, then a quiet skittering of tiny silver feet.

a slender, bejeweled lizard stumbled towards their window, traversing across their floor with some difficulty, struggling to find proper traction with their stiff silver limbs. as the night grew older, it eventually found enough control over its body to climb up the wall and rest upon the window sill, next to the open window. the rain fell heavier now, and the lizard stuck its head out to take a quick drink.

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the soft thump of crystal on wood was overshadowed by the raucous winds thrashing against phoenix's small home. a long and plump (or as plump as a creature made of jagged rock can be) indigo lizard crawled across her nightstand, turning its head in each possible direction before deciding to jump down to the floor and begin exploring.

it's translucent body cast a hollow shadow in the moonlight which was concealed by half-opened blinds. the reptile found its way to a table in the room where a cat lay sleeping on a keyboard, then sat down next to it and watched it with interest.

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a flash of bright light filled the room momentarily, scaring a small golden